2009/10/30

Momma's Looking Good

at least I thought I was.

I was overdue to have my eyebrow's waxed, like 6 months overdue. Let's just say at the end of my pregnancy the hormones had their way and my eyes were becoming bushy and out of control maybe even old-manish, so bad that I was combing them in the morning with a little brush... I set aside some allowance money and went to Metamorphosis to be morphed back to my old, less-hairy self.

I did receive some harassment before leaving from the kids.. Like, "Why would you pay someone to torture you?" and, "Why do you want your eyebrow hairs pulled out?" and ,"How much will you pay them to do this to you?" I could see the little wheels in their heads turning.. maybe we could pull out mom's eyebrows and she could pay us...

Jake showed up just before I left.. he assured me that I looked fine. I went anyways. When I came back home my man Jake said, "Come here and let me see them." I crept closer to my man sitting on the porch holding the baby, and then he said,"I see, yes they do look better, now they're nice and red."

pffff


5 comments:

jj said...

That was the afternoon laugh I needed; thank you!

Claire Higgins said...

Hahah! Well, I know mine are WAY out of control as I can't get close enough to the mirror to even see them! Same with my toes...Clint 'suggested' I go get a pedicure, but I declined. He'll just have to deal. ;)

Karen said...

You should be happy you have eyebrows ....
there are those of us who need to have tattoos to appear as though we have them. Like me and Micheal Jackson!

dirtandrib said...

Hey, watch it now. I have
to comb mine every morning.

john.reynolds1@mac.com said...

i guess I'm the old man of the bunch, pushing 62 i get to trim my eyebrows sometimes daily, along with the ear hair. Just can't figure out! Well the good news is the Good Lord is in control and obviously has a sense of humor, since i have lost all the hair on my legs and i noticed this past summer just about all the men in their early 60s had hairless legs also in the Walmart stores. I wanted to visited them about it, but mom stopped me, said one of them may take a swing at me since a lot of red necks hang out at the Walmart stores!